mrsnicholicious:

Take a good hard look at this motherfucker.
Do you know who this is?

This is motherfucking Noo-Noo.
And you know what this glorious bastard’s job is?

You know when the fucking Teletubbies make a huge fucking mess in their kitchen when they wanna eat that fucking Tubby custard shit?
Guess who cleans up that Godforsaken stain?

This motherfucker right here.

The fucking Teletubbies would be nowhere without this brilliant son of a bitch.

That’s a motherfucking true story.

(Source: oodies)